wizard-lizards:

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

(via hotboyproblems)

blackberryshawty:

Lana: in the land of gods and monsters I was an angel looking to get fucked hard

Me:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

(via may)

hijerking:

when you see a hot guy wearing gray sweatpants

(via giggle)

neurofish:

*dissociates until I can’t move* summer lovin …. .. .Havin a blast

(via billyboots-n-buckethats)

neurofish:

*dissociates until I can’t move* summer lovin …. .. .Havin a blast

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neurofish:

*dissociates until I can’t move* summer lovin …. .. .Havin a blast

(via billyboots-n-buckethats)

bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

(via giggle)